The wedding query

I got this forward some days back.. I just couldnt stop laughing...

Girls are so smart i say ... :)


Wedding Query....... ... (SQL Server Stored Procedure Style)

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage @ BrideGroom Char(NotBad) , @ Bride Char(Good) AS BEGIN SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND CarCount > 2 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed' AND BrideEduStatus= 'B.TECH or BE or Degree or MCA or MBA' AND HavingBrothers= 'NO' AND HavingSisters ='No' AND AllowRelocate ='YES' SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW') END GO

Then the wife writes the below query:
DROP HUSBAND; Commit;